yungterra:

you can tell a movie is going to be a shitty, forgettable comedy when the font they use for the movie’s title in advertisements looks

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kissedthystones:

I’m just trying to get lunch, not have an existential crisis.

brodinsons:

oldandnewfirm:

beckyybarnes:

Vin Diesel does the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

Kisumi Shigino in episode 8

gaydirectioner:

Freshman year:

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Senior Year:

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gretlusky:

cmchickendog:

balthazarswings:

death-strawberry:

gusgoodface:

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i would rather hear the ringing

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I DO BELIEVE THAT THOSE ARE CALLED HORRORTERRORS

kunaigirl:

stunningpicture:

My girlfriend is going to be an elementary school teacher. This is her handwriting.

WHAT

sam-the-ginger:

animals-riding-animals:

anteater riding anteater

I thought this was a giant spider holy fuck

teacher: don't bullshit this essay
me: i'm gonna bullshit this essay

kkaroushi:

zohbugg:

mydrunkkitchen:

tyleroakley:

"Girl Speaks Gibberish With Perfect Accents To Show What Languages Sound Like To Foreigners"

I love this? 

I ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW WHAT AMERICAN ENGLISH SOUNDS LIKE TO OTHER PEOPLE.

Is this what American English sounds like to non native speakers???

tastefullyoffensive:

Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]

iamjohnegberttheheirofbreath:

Beck was a real friend

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