you can tell a movie is going to be a shitty, forgettable comedy when the font they use for the movie’s title in advertisements looks
I’m just trying to get lunch, not have an existential crisis.
i would rather hear the ringing
I DO BELIEVE THAT THOSE ARE CALLED HORRORTERRORS
My girlfriend is going to be an elementary school teacher. This is her handwriting.
anteater riding anteater
I thought this was a giant spider holy fuck
"Girl Speaks Gibberish With Perfect Accents To Show What Languages Sound Like To Foreigners"
I love this?
I ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW WHAT AMERICAN ENGLISH SOUNDS LIKE TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Is this what American English sounds like to non native speakers???
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