trust:

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mom can i move to sweden

captainamericaisavirgin:

feminism never made me hate men but the reaction to feminism sure as shit did

breadmaakesyoufat:

dearcosima:

are you from tennessee? because you’re the only

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DELETE YOUR BLOG.

asammyg:

How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 

slightlyterroristic:

I can’t really argue

spaloonbabuguuscooties:

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i didnt study for this

bibleslut:

steal her style: too turnt

wren leopard shorts ($170)

american apparel crop top ($24)

vaubel chunky ring necklace ($2,596)

alexander mcqueen gala headband ($220)

smirnoff vodka ($18)

kids: hey dad where are we going for our next vacation
me: well lets see kids
me: *throws dart at map of the world*
me: hm
me: another trip to the middle of the pacific ocean

thatsmoderatelyraven:

Steal His Look: Old Man Jenkins

Kent Wang Polo Light Blue - $265

Lip Gloss - Charlotte Tilbury - $81

Miu Miu Sunglasses - $390

Irish Walking Stick - $67.99

breelandwalker:

kammartinez:

Author John Scalzi was on a roll this morning (currently 7:14 AM, 26 Sept. 2014) with a tweet he found from some guy sending out an “ultimatum” to women to “make a choice” between feminism and, well, men like him. So Scalzi launched into a truly magnificent set of scorchers, which I’m posting here for the delectation of people everywhere.

Also: I would like to thank that guy for setting the ultimatum. It makes finding a boyfriend so much easier when the undesirable ones wear a placard identifying themselves.

THIS. PRE-FUCKIN-CISELY.

This is just like that No-Dick December thing.

Oh, you won’t have sex with us because we choose to be in control of our bodies and have strong opinions and demand equal rights?

That’s only bad news for you, Skippy. WE will be just fine.

Like the post goes, they SELL dicks bigger than yours.

starryskiesandcherrypies:

lightspeedsound:

girlmarauders:

accurate

oh my god

nicolegendary:

hell-born-rising-demon:

dolofang:

klartie:

when boys have sleepovers do they sleep in the same bed like girls do or do the rules of no homo include sharing beds

girls always share beds. and covers and clothes and food and personal space. sometimes even bathrooms

Girls share everything.

#girls dont believe in no homo #all da homo #dont give a fuck.

me: home alone yes time to fuck shit up and be rebellious
me: uses computer without headphones
hc