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hi:

i got a new shirt that expresses my feeling towards dumb people i have to deal with every day

babyprude:

jotenheimr:

blackrabbit94:

The power of Cosplay

wow

I AM CONVINCED THAT SHE JUST GOT JOHNNY DEPP TO STAND IN HER BATHROOM AND TAKE THIS SELFIE BECAUSE I DO NOT UNDERSTAND OKAY I DO NOT UNDERSTAND

aisette:

when the person u like logs on

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notwifi:

when you have a sub and they try to teach the class

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spookemoij:

What if a pregnancy test just said:
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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So the drugstore I was in today had a perfume display. Here are some of the perfumes I came across.

anangelandhistractor:

swiggityswagkarkatsafag:

the—apothecary:

jessicarabbit:

tenr0se:

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Dirt

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Funeral Home

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Weed

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Grass

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Holy Water

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Laundromat

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Leather

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New Zealand 

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Play-Doh 

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Wet Garden

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Tomato

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Suntan Lotion

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Sex on the Beach

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Riding Crop

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Soap

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And Finally, Swimming Pool

"No officer, for the last time, I did not smoke weed. Thats just my new perfume, cannabis flower"

I’ve wanted my whole life to smell like New Zealand

mine already does

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cumber-bitches:

"NO MUM GET OUT MY ROOM. NO. I KNOW THAT BOTTLE IS EMPTY. YES I KNOW. NOOO! PUT IT DOWN. PUT. IT. DOWN. I LIKE THAT BOTTLE THERE. I DON’T CARE THAT IT’S EMPTY. LEAVE MY ROOM PLEASE. NO STOP TOUCHING STUFF. OH MY GOD JUST LEEEAVVVVEEEEE."

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  • me watching a movie: omg that was a gif
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zayny:

populardad:

there is a difference between people who are smart and people who get good grades

good thing i’m both

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flash 9 is required to suck my dick

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