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booforce:

my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you

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s2gj66b8ab:

my grandparents wifi password is spinach77

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bombhills-notcountries:

I don’t know why this made me laugh so hard hahahah

mildlyamused:

ironychan:

penandpage:

39cliffsidedrive:

Actual 3-year-old Tony Stark, everyone. 

I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR THIS LAST NIGHT AND COULDN’T FIND IT.

omg look at these dorks

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get to know me meme: [1/5] favorite female characters: katniss everdeen
“At some point, you have to stop running and turn around and face whoever wants you dead.The hard thing is finding the courage to do it.”

ronaldtherapist:

actual storyline from american horror story

rhymewithrachel:

sie sind das essen und wir all in this together

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bueno:

is this breaking bad

ethanwearsprada:

undeadcosmicunicorn:

Opaque Matte Lipstick - $6.99

these are exactly the lipsticks that white suburban moms and conservative talk radio hosts were worried about

k4rkl3s:

blaze it, i whisper as i light my homework on fire

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Dear Papa Erwin, show us your best Levi impression!

@Anonymous

papaerwin:

"Poop jokes."

Oh, Levi! I was just talking about you.

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mishasjockstrap:

soudcloud:

he asked for a blowjob and i blew him away with the word of the lord

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